Random Bitching...

DIES!

2010-03-16T04:14:00Z

I couldn't stop laughing for a good 5 mins.

"Im a Midd Kid, I swing my nalgene low..."

2010-03-04T21:30:07Z

G.I. Joe vs. Evangelion vs. Transformers

2010-03-03T21:52:38Z

Asuka piloting Optimus Prime? GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

MY SIDES HURT!

2010-02-27T00:01:36Z

I am actually CRYING this was so funny!

Live Long and SUCK IT!

2010-02-20T07:03:37Z

Hurr Durr

2010-02-02T05:49:23Z

PEE-WEE! =D

2010-01-30T06:20:59Z

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

LOL WAT?

2010-01-26T05:43:11Z

Created by Oatmeal

DRAGON TWISTER!

2010-01-18T05:36:21Z

Drift facepalms forever...

Shit gets real around 5:00

Random thought while working...

2010-01-15T06:38:12Z

So I was cleaning up stuff and this lady had one of those tiny dogs you can shove in your purse, the poor thing was in there and she just throws all of her stuff (coat, etc) on it.

While I am initially disgusted with the concept of keeping an animal in any sort of confine, this is around the height of human idiocy.

If I were that dog, I would SHIT IN THERE ALL THE TIME just to teach that bitch a lesson.

I like this sawng

2010-01-10T04:58:49Z

Takes in a deep breath...

2010-01-08T06:02:37Z

HOMFGILOVEDAVATARGOSEEITINIMAX3DYOUAREDOINGYOURSELFAGREATDISSERVICEIFYOUDONTSEEIT!

*huff*
*huff*
*huff*

*composes self*

T'was a fantastic movie good chaps!

It was a gigantic sci-fi wankfest and oh how did I love it. Sure, yes. I will admit it was basically Fern Gully but DAMN! It was some kick ass Fern Gully!

I particularly liked the fauna and flora of Pandora, everything was well thought out. The colors were amazing, very artistic.

Kinda tired and I ran over to see it right from work so please forgive me if this isn't very in-depth critique, my mind is jello right now.

Movie good, go see. *grunts*

Hey look! I'm making a post!

2010-01-08T00:34:16Z

I'm bored at work and on my break so I thought that it would be kinda kick-ass to write in this thing since I've gone so long without making a proper post.

I kinda let this thing go since I really don't feel like re-bitching about things that have already been bitched about so it will be very rare to find juicy drama going on in my life here. Just aim me if you want a taste of that =P

As most of you may know, my only giant gripe is that I hate my job with a passion that burns brighter than a thousand suns. Have been sending my resume out EVERYWHERE but no luck so far. Kinda depresses me but something should pop up soon. I hope something pops up soon, for my sanity's sake. I don't want to feel like I am paying back thousands of dollars in student loans on a piece of paper with my name on it that says I graduated. Hurrdeefuckingdurr you are now a college graduate, enjoy your retail loser.

I actually drew for the first time yesterday in like...10 billion years. And as expected, it is not up to my expectations but that's what I get for being out of practice for so long =/

Going to see Avatar tonight, I'm glad that I'm really not expecting anything so it could go either way on the 'it sucks/it's great' meter. I hear good things so I don't think I'll be disappointed.

Did I mention that I hate my job?

Stolen from other people's journals

2010-01-04T00:05:46Z

In 2009, scgphoenix resolves to...

Spend more time with my scrubs.
Go to tv every Sunday.
Backup my food regularly.
Stop drawing with iwantcuddles.
Lose ten books by March.
Take evening classes in music.

Backing up food regularly is crucial
Evening classes in music sounds fun
Losing 10 books? Not so much...

iTouch/iPhone goodness

2009-05-18T02:30:18Z

For those of you who have either the iTouch or iPhone, go and get the DDRS app. Like DDR, but for your thumbs. I think that it is worth the $7 (a little pricey for an app, but still worth it.)

The only drawbacks to this app is the fact that your field of view is narrowed down significantly due to your thumbs blocking the screen. Also, you have no touch recognition, Ex: When playing on a machine, you can feel if you are moving out of the square.

The parts of this app that are awesome is that you can pick characters: Rage, Emi, Random Male and Female (the weird disk people) plus new characters. You can also unlock new characters, songs and modes. There is also a "shake" version of the game. Same concept but instead of pressing the screen squares, you tilt your hand forward, backward, left or right. Plus it has some new music as well as some of the old but good songs from previous DDR versions.

I will be nerding out on this for a while =D

Writer's Block: Gamer's Choice

2009-04-14T03:35:34Z

What is your favorite old-school video game?

Submitted By 2hated2care

View 505 Answers

Tetris. I will only play it on my original gameboy.

LOL

2008-10-10T06:39:03Z

1 minute, 13 seconds

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News Article

2008-08-03T21:17:24Z

http://tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article750838.ece

This sickens and saddens me at the same time.

Cause I feel like it

2008-07-12T03:51:25Z

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).

When Misty shuts her eyes, she'd swear her head is glowing hot inside. Her neck is one cast-iron muscle cramp. Sweat sticks together the folds of her neck skin. Her shoulders are bound, pulled up tight around her ears. She can only turn her head a little in each direction, and her ears feel on fire.

Diary a Novel by Chuck Palahniuk

Wow, that was boring...

scgphoenix @ 2008-07-05T18:33:00

2008-07-05T22:37:12Z

I've come to the point where I don't keep track of what day of the week it is anymore. I've been working so much that it boils down to two things: Days I am working and days I'm not working.

Man, life is boring...

Well my day is shot...

2008-06-23T14:26:41Z

http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/06/62841/index.html

Goodnight funnyman, thanks for all the laughs.

Hehehehehe :D

2008-06-21T21:59:29Z

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/19/usa.guantanamo?commentpage=1

ROFL!!!

2008-06-20T12:18:16Z

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/6/20/

/facepalm

2008-06-09T05:04:45Z

What...the...fuck?

2008-06-06T12:20:16Z

http://i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/06/03/the-tohato-mascot-is-made-of-nightmares/

I seriously have no words to describe this, I don't even know what to think about it O_o